I AM THE MANS

MEN WHO CAN'T ACHIVE MULTIPLE ORGASMS JUST HAVE SUCKY PORNSO

[now listening to bowchickabowow]

life fuckin' blows

yea shit sucks. my careers fuckin over. fuckin reached my prime already. lol @ my shitty ass prime.

life fuckin blows
and life will not improve until GEORGE W. BUSH IS OUT OF THE PRESIDENCYNESS
because he totally fucks things up man
screw the government
what do they do for you? nothing
just take all my FUCKIN TAX MONEY
HOW DO YOU TAKE TAX MONEY FROM ME WHEN I DONT EARN A FUCKIN PENNY???!?!?!
and they raise the price of gas
politicians? HA MORE LIKE POLITISHITHEADS

what did the politician say to the rabbi?
"GIVE ME YOUR MONEY BITCH"

what did the politician say to the astronaut?
"GIVE ME YOUR MONEY BITCH"

what did the politician say to the BOB SAGET?
"GIVE ME YOUR MONEY BITCH AND LET ME FUCK YOUR CAREER OVER"

OVAL OFFICE? MORE LIKE FUCK YOU UP THE OVAL ORIFICE
PENTAGON? MORE LIKE PENTAGONNATAKEALLYOURMONEYFUCKFACE
WHITE HOUSE? MORE LIKE WHITE HOWSABOUTGIVINGMEALLYOURMONEYBITCH

fuck life fuckin blows

[now listening to evanescence-my immortal]

these wounds wont seem to heaaaaaaallllll
this pain is just too reallllllll
theres just too much that time can not eraseeeee